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Saturday, June 9, 2007

The Attack of the Malformed Popsicles! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!





A blog I peek my head into from time to time is the popular BoingBoing.net. They've had a reoccuring incident with a bunch of popsicles that are simply messed up. How can the popsicle manufacturers get away with such a travesty? I'd be askin' for my money back if it was me. "I wanted to feel like I was eating a real live tweety bird, not one who jumped off a 20-story building then forgot how to fly! Come on!! Doesn't anybody care about the customer anymore???" And not only that, they've got Super Mario posing as a circus clown, Ninja Turtles with their souls sucked out, and Darth Vader (spewing BLOOD out of his nose!) actin' like there ain't no problem - like he's the REAL THINGY! (O.K. I admit that's kinda awesome.) This 'popsicle phenomenon' (doot-doo, doo doo doo) has even created an advertisement parody trying to ease your mind about getting some "work" done yourself!


Anyway, click the pic - make the jump. Each pic takes you to a new page.














By the way, Exhibit F: Johnny Depp.



Huh?



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